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so true.....

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:23:53 +0000

<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/d93ih/so_true/"><img src="http://thumbs.reddit.com/t3_d93ih.png" alt="so true....." title="so true....." /></a> </td><td> submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/cavephar"> cavephar </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/"> pics</a> <br/> <a href="http://imgur.com/9h8HU">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/d93ih/so_true/">[428 comments]</a> </td></tr></table> ...»

I said to my wife in bed - "Give me a Chilean Miner!" She said - "What's that?"

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:04:10 +0000

<div class="md"><p>I said - "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there 'til Christmas!"</p></div> submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/Apox66"> Apox66 </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/"> funny</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/comments/d92uf/i_said_to_my_wife_in_bed_give_me_a_chilean_miner/">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/d92uf/i_said_to_my_wife_in_bed_give_me_a_chilean_miner/">[231 comments]</a> ...»

This is no cave.

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:57:24 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/asskickingjedi"> asskickingjedi </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/"> WTF</a> <br/> <a href="http://imgur.com/ELRIx.gif">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/d94b7/this_is_no_cave/">[86 comments]</a> ...»

import nerdSort - COMIC

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:20:53 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/chason"> chason </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/"> programming</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1989">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/d92yx/import_nerdsort_comic/">[81 comments]</a> ...»

Well this meme is officially dead.

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 05:01:43 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/kaosjester"> kaosjester </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/"> reddit.com</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/WhatsNew/Apparel/FU-Rage-Meme-TShirt-175102.jsp">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/d90p9/well_this_meme_is_officially_dead/">[368 comments]</a> ...»

Meet The Next Sarah Palin: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, Who Stared At The Camera Blankly For 10 Seconds During Her Opening Statement, Claimed Illegal Immigrants Behead Americans In Arizona, And Lied That Her Father Died Fighting The Nazis. Oh, And She's Up 19% Over The Democratic Challenger...

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:08:14 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/alecb"> alecb </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/"> politics</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.prosebeforehos.com/government_employee/09/02/meet-the-next-sarah-palin-arizona-governor-jan-brewer/">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/d93dv/meet_the_next_sarah_palin_arizona_governor_jan/">[160 comments]</a> ...»

What if, during political campaigning, candidates had to wear a NASCAR-driver suit that had the patches of their campaign sponsors?

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 02:01:31 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/WallyPenguin"> WallyPenguin </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/"> AskReddit</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/comments/d8yn7/what_if_during_political_campaigning_candidates/">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/d8yn7/what_if_during_political_campaigning_candidates/">[254 comments]</a> ...»

BBC - Earth News - Wild chimps outwit human hunters

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:34:09 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/atheistmil"> atheistmil </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/science/"> science</a> <br/> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8962000/8962747.stm">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/d93lv/bbc_earth_news_wild_chimps_outwit_human_hunters/">[46 comments]</a> ...»

One of the trapped Chilean miners might be better off staying underground.

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 05:45:06 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/mequals1m1w"> mequals1m1w </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/"> worldnews</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.watoday.com.au/world/wife-runs-into-mistress-at-mine-20100903-14rxt.html">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/d915d/one_of_the_trapped_chilean_miners_might_be_better/">[93 comments]</a> ...»

With reddit's help, the Internet just broke down a border! On an unrelated note, two reddit guys were guests on a podcast last night.

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:09:22 +0000

<table> <tr><td> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/blog/comments/d8rnx/with_reddits_help_the_internet_just_broke_down_a/"><img src="http://thumbs.reddit.com/t3_d8rnx.png" alt="With reddit's help, the Internet just broke down a border! On an unrelated note, two reddit guys were guests on a podcast last night." title="With reddit's help, the Internet just broke down a border! On an unrelated note, two reddit guys were guests on a podcast last night." /></a> </td><td> submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/raldi"> raldi </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/blog/"> blog</a> <br/> <a href="http://blog.reddit.com/2010/09/reddit-helps-break-down-border-also.html">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/blog/comments/d8rnx/with_reddits_help_the_internet_just_broke_down_a/">[244 comments]</a> </td></tr></table> ...»

Reddit, I was about to have sex with a girl and she told me she had an STI.

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 07:18:08 +0000

<div class="md"><p>I brought this girl home from the bar and she and I started messing around. We started taking off our clothes and she said to me, "Wait, I just want you to know I really want to have sex with you but, I have chlamydia."</p> <p>So girls, THANK YOU FOR TELLING US THAT YOU HAVE DISEASES. I know it's embarrassing but you are literally saving lives!</p></div> submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/enigmatic_anomaly"> enigmatic_anomaly </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/"> AskReddit</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/comments/d91yi/reddit_i_was_about_to_have_sex_with_a_girl_and/">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/d91yi/reddit_i_was_about_to_have_sex_with_a_girl_and/">[355 comments]</a> ...»

I work a block from Ground Zero and these are all over the place. Fuck everything about this.

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:15:41 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/soxy"> soxy </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/"> politics</a> <br/> <a href="http://imgur.com/hCltS.jpg">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/d9556/i_work_a_block_from_ground_zero_and_these_are_all/">[117 comments]</a> ...»

You can instantly download ONE expert-level mastery to your brain, Matrix-style. What skill do you choose?

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:19:27 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/liferebootdotcom"> liferebootdotcom </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/"> AskReddit</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/comments/d9578/you_can_instantly_download_one_expertlevel/">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/d9578/you_can_instantly_download_one_expertlevel/">[327 comments]</a> ...»

Muslim whose son died on 9/11: "Now I'm getting hate mail."

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:22:52 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/faschwaa"> faschwaa </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/"> politics</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-09-03-1Amuslims911_CV_N.htm">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/d93zj/muslim_whose_son_died_on_911_now_im_getting_hate/">[59 comments]</a> ...»

I am William J Lashua's Grandson. Please read this.

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:46:09 +0000

<div class="md"><p>Kind folks of reddit, My family and I appreciate the outpouring of love and generosity. There has been a large misunderstanding. The poster which I'm told was found at the Gardner Stop & Shop was more a local notice for people that know him. It was in no way to indicate that he is alone. He has 7 children, many grandchildren, and even great grandchildren. In his younger years he was a foster parent to dozens of foster children. He is well liked in the community, and will be fully supported on his 90th birthday. I ask that if you don't know him, to not attend the party, as it is for his friends and family. The venue for the party is a very small hall, and will be full to capacity with people he knows and loves.</p> <p>By all means, send cards and well wishes, but please refrain from sending gifts/strippers/cakes/candies/etc. and instead please make a donation in his name to a local vetrans charity.</p> <p>Thank you again for all the love and well wishes, we certainly never expected this. You are awesome reddit, now please help me spread the word to other outlets and make sure this is a smaller, enjoyable party for him.</p> <p><strong>Edit:</strong> There are so many replies, I can't begin to respond to them all. I love the fact that the internet has rallied behind this as a cause, and my family is overwhelmed with what we've seen and read. I've made this my soapbox to talk to "internets" and I feel it's a good place to do so. The outpouring of love, respect, and generosity has been amazing to say the least, but really... please... there are so many others less fortunate than my Grandfather that deserve this as well. This Labor Day weekend, go to your local VA hospital, sit, and visit with the men and women there. Stop off at a nursing home and visit there. Donate to a vetrans charity. Do some good for those who fought for you, and really do have no one to call family or friend. Still do all the nice things you wanted to do for my grandfather, please do. Use that positive energy and make someone super happy. They'll appreciate it more than you'll ever know.</p> <p><strong>edit again:</strong> For those of you still thinking of sending cards, please use the following address: William J Lashua c/o American Legion 132 Williams Road Ashburnham, MA 01430 Thank you.</p></div> submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/HOLYSHITthrowaway"> HOLYSHITthrowaway </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/"> reddit.com</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/comments/d8uyh/i_am_william_j_lashuas_grandson_please_read_this/">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/d8uyh/i_am_william_j_lashuas_grandson_please_read_this/">[1140 comments]</a> ...»

A Seattle police officer pistol-whipped a man during a road rage incident, beat a homeless man so badly that he almost died in custody, threw a woman against a wall after he hit her with his motorcycle in a crowded alley and then shot an attorney in the resulting melee has been convicted of DUI

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:42:43 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/MindVirus"> MindVirus </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/"> politics</a> <br/> <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2012795372_dornay03m.html">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/d94so/a_seattle_police_officer_pistolwhipped_a_man/">[38 comments]</a> ...»

A woman named Hilda Yao has just donated over $1 million to fund the wish-lists of EVERY teacher in California. Note to Glenn Beck: this is what a sincere effort to "restore honor" looks like.

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:15:27 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/potofcoffee"> potofcoffee </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/"> politics</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/08/31/MN2D1F6FF7.DTL">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/d8wtm/a_woman_named_hilda_yao_has_just_donated_over_1/">[384 comments]</a> ...»

Israel: Soldier admits to looting Turkish aid flotilla ship

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 06:20:42 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/glengyron"> glengyron </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/"> worldnews</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3948049,00.html">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/d91h5/israel_soldier_admits_to_looting_turkish_aid/">[100 comments]</a> ...»

Wisconsin, the number one cheese-producing state in the United States, named this bacterium in 2010 as the official state microbe, the first and only such designation by a state legislature in the nation.

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:08:42 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/starrychloe"> starrychloe </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/science/"> science</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/16/us/16microbe.html">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/d8y26/wisconsin_the_number_one_cheeseproducing_state_in/">[165 comments]</a> ...»

A ticket I could get behind.

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:36:07 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/Lifeling"> Lifeling </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/"> politics</a> <br/> <a href="http://i.imgur.com/5Zn0D.png">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/d95dc/a_ticket_i_could_get_behind/">[62 comments]</a> ...»

Anyone wanna eat some cake together?

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 06:32:07 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/ffollett"> ffollett </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/"> AskReddit</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/comments/d91l1/anyone_wanna_eat_some_cake_together/">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/d91l1/anyone_wanna_eat_some_cake_together/">[92 comments]</a> ...»

Peeping Tom, caught on camera

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:17:52 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/conoros"> conoros </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/"> WTF</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gyR0ZIdoMM&feature=player_embedded#!">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/d8vd4/peeping_tom_caught_on_camera/">[396 comments]</a> ...»

$100 REWARD. To the first person that can obtain a KWA HK MP7 Airsoft rifle by 3:00 pm September 3rd in the Phoenix area.

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 05:27:20 +0000

<div class="md"><p>I have a friend that lives in Cottonwood. His sons birthday is tomorrow and he is supposed to compete in an Airsoft tournament on Saturday. He called me tonight and asked if I knew where he could find one. They go for about $255. So the winner will be awarded $355. I believe the power of Reddit can make this happen. So there is no confusion this is the Airsoft rifle he is looking for. <a href="http://www.airsplat.com/Items/GR-KSC-MP7-PDW.htm" >http://www.airsplat.com/Items/GR-KSC-MP7-PDW.htm</a></p> <p>[edit] I have no affiliation with airsplat, it was just the first site that came up on a Google search.</p> <p>[edit] Why the downvotes already? Please give this a chance, it will make some people very happy.</p></div> submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/Mr_Zero"> Mr_Zero </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/"> AskReddit</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/comments/d90z6/100_reward_to_the_first_person_that_can_obtain_a/">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/d90z6/100_reward_to_the_first_person_that_can_obtain_a/">[141 comments]</a> ...»

A Fort Worth police officer has been fired after he was apparently caught on video performing a take-down maneuver on a woman who surrendered and was complying with orders after a brief chase. The officer then apparently began to punch and knee the woman breaking her teeth.

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:22:04 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/MindVirus"> MindVirus </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/"> politics</a> <br/> <a href="http://www.star-telegram.com/2010/09/02/2442185/fort-worth-officer-fired-for-using.html">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/d94km/a_fort_worth_police_officer_has_been_fired_after/">[13 comments]</a> ...»

Flight Attendant Fired for Publicly Stating (truthfully) that She Qualifies for Food Stamps

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 02:09:23 +0000

submitted by <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/fadec"> fadec </a> to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/"> WTF</a> <br/> <a href="http://avstop.com/news_august_2010/flight_attendant_gets_fired_for_saying_she_qualifies_for_food_stamps.htm">[link]</a> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/d8yr2/flight_attendant_fired_for_publicly_stating/">[235 comments]</a> ...»